tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-67127656368555501312012-01-13T00:47:23.617-08:00"Selamat Menyambut Hari Lebaran"emmetnoreply@blogger.comBlogger341100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6712765636855550131.post-60831878731152325092007-10-08T07:48:00.000-07:002007-10-08T07:57:13.362-07:00

eppy buffday to you,eppy buffday to all of u..eppy bday to nieja ,mamabear and anot...eppy bday to u..walaupun tak di jemput.... still nak wish korang eppy bday...ngee~! and sorry tak dpt join korang dkt sogo...and jugak tak dpt bagi hadiah to each of u..!~ ngeee

emmetnoreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6712765636855550131.post-53258550239418301142007-10-07T18:06:00.001-07:002007-10-07T18:06:53.309-07:00

Home & Away Guest HouseYou are at Home whilst being Away Where?Willesden (Northwest London - Zone 3), 10 minit dari M1 dan Wembley, 20 minit dari Central London, 30 minit dari Heathrow, berhampiran dengan underground station (Dollis Hill – Jubilee Line) What? Ia berupa rumah teres dua tingkat. Empat bilik disewakan, paling singkat satu malam, paling lama, selama-lamanya. Setiap bilik boleh

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emmetnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6712765636855550131.post-22933132788180127042007-10-07T14:51:00.000-07:002007-10-07T14:53:13.050-07:00

Saturday 6 October @ Zouk Mainroom 06/10/2007 22:00 MASH presents Ahoy, Sailor! @ Zouk Mainroom Saturday 13 October @ Bambo9 13/10/2007 22:00 Starlite Saturdays @ Bambo9 Sunday 14 October

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eppy buffday anot..Semoga makin nakaland sengal selalueppy birthday to youeppy birthday to youeppy birtday to anot..eppy bdayyyyyyy to you.....adv_username = "emmet";adv_gid = "emmet_default";adtype = "468x60";

emmetnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6712765636855550131.post-5712493051230216292007-10-06T16:13:00.001-07:002007-10-06T16:13:29.534-07:00

Ada sepasang pengantin baru berada di kamar pengantin, di malam pertama. Pada tengah malam itu, tiba-tiba isterinya mengerang, "Adoi.. Sakitnya bang...! Macam mana ni bang..?"Suaminya lantas menenangkan isterinya, "Jangan nangis Sayang.. Nanti emak ayah dengar.. Mereka mungkin belum tidur lagi tu.." Kebetulan bilik mertua hanya bersebelahan kamar tidur pengantin.Tapi kerana tidak dapat menahan

emmetnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6712765636855550131.post-89254271722160045022007-10-06T16:07:00.000-07:002007-10-07T06:15:51.922-07:00

adv_username = "emmet";adv_gid = "emmet_default";adtype = "180x150";Lagi satu cerita tak tau la korang penah dgr ke tak... pasal bas itm...aku pun tak ingat uitm mana...ada satu mlm tu sorang mamat ni stayback kat blok akedemik, so time dia nak balik hostel da lewat... tau2 masa kat tepi jln dia nampak bas uitm lalu slow sgt... berlari la dia kejar bas tu dan terus naik!tau2 masa da duduk...

emmetnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6712765636855550131.post-28871648404072081492007-10-06T16:01:00.000-07:002007-10-06T16:02:16.497-07:00

bace leeeerrrtak tahu citer ni betol ker, main2...tapi kawan yang citerkan semula.***********Kisah ni aku kutip dari pengalaman seorang pemburu masa aku outstationkat kuantan dulu...Tempat dia tinggal ni memang dekat ngan kampung orangasli dan dia ni memang dah ramai kenalan kat situ...ada banyak ceritaaku nak kongsi ngan korang...itupun kalau sudi nak baca...Ini cerita pasal cara-cara orang asli

emmetnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6712765636855550131.post-70672900238064703682007-10-06T05:04:00.001-07:002007-10-06T05:04:44.601-07:00

Pak Mat adalah seorang penduduk sebuah pondok di Selatan Thailand.Pada pertengahan bulan Mei yang lalu isterinya yang bernama Maznah telahmeninggal dunia kerana diserang penyakit jantung.Pak Mat yang berusia menjangkau empat puluhan telah diperhatikan olehjiran-jirannya agak luar biasa iaitu beliau telah pergi ke kuburisterinya sebanyak tiga kali sehari. Pak Mat pergi pada waktu pagi,tengah hari

emmetnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6712765636855550131.post-35289441104568976142007-10-06T04:35:00.000-07:002007-10-06T04:37:37.940-07:00

A guy wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in a perfect order, spotless clean. And so's the rest of the house.He takes the aspirins and notices a

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Three women are about to be executed for crimes. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde. Two guards bring the brunette forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."Suddenly the brunette yells, "earthquake!!" Everyone is startled and looks around. She manages to escape. The angry guards

emmetnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6712765636855550131.post-32110954771975553502007-10-05T23:10:00.001-07:002007-10-05T23:10:19.820-07:00

Long ago lived a seaman named Captain Bravo. He was a manly man's man who showed no fear in facing his enemies. One day, while sailing the seven seas, a lookout spotted a pirate ship and the crew became frantic.Captain Bravo bellowed, "Bring me my red shirt." The First Mate quickly retrieved the captain's red shirt and while wearing the bright garment heled his crew into battle and defeated the

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guys.. this is some of hari raya song that you can download from this blog, enjoy it... Takbir Hari Raya(Ramai) Selamat Hari Raya(Saloma) Dendang Perantau(P.Ramlee) Suasana Hari Raya(Sharifah Aini) Seloka Hari Raya(Uji Rashid & Hail Amir) Dari Jauh Ku Mohon Maaf(Sudirman) Selamat Hari Raya(Ahmad Jais) Bila Takbir Bergema(Rafeah Buang) Cahaya AidilFitri(Black Dog Bone) Selamat Hari Raya(

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A mother and father took their 6 year old son to a nude beach. As the boy walked along the beach, he noticed that some of the ladies had breasts bigger than his mother's, and asked her why. She told her son, "The bigger they are ... the dumber the person is."The boy, pleased with the answer, goes to play in the ocean but returns to tell his mother that many of the men have larger members than his

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A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves and engage in animatedconversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say:"Emma come first. Den I come. Two asses, they come together. I come again. Two asses,they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come once a more." "

emmetnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6712765636855550131.post-24692384018945788472007-10-05T20:13:00.000-07:002007-10-05T20:16:09.349-07:00

Support it guys..~!

emmetnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6712765636855550131.post-13695342970417862552007-10-05T19:44:00.000-07:002007-10-05T19:45:21.321-07:00

Ketika memeriksa seorang pesakit ,Doktor mendapat panggilan telefon daripada seorang suri rumah. Suaranya begitu cemas dan kalut.Suri rumah:Doktor! Doktor! Anak saya makan semut.! Doktor :Tak apa, jangan cemas. Semut tidak berbahaya. Suri rumah:Tapiiiii….saya dah beri anak saya makan racun serangga agar semut tu mati. Doktor :Apa?????Cepat bawa dia ke hospit

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Seorang doktor pakar sakit jiwa sedang memerhatikan tabiat aneh salah seorang pesakitnya. Setiap pagi, si pesakit akan melekapkan telinganya pada sebuah dinding seperti sedang mendengar sesuatu. Ini dilakukannya setiap hari dan diperhatikan oleh doktor berkenaan.Akhirnya pada suatu hari, si-doktor terasa ingin mendengar apa yang didengari oleh si pesakit pada dinding berkenaan. Dia pun

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Suatu hari pak pandir melalui satu lorong yang kecik semasa hendak pulang ke rumahnye.. entah macam mana.. di tengah perjalanannye tadi dia terjumpe seketul taik yang masih panas..tapi dia tu... masih konpius sama ada betul ke bende yang dia jumpe tu seketul taik.. Oleh kerana kemusykilan yang teramat sangat tu... pak pandir ambil keputusan untuk mengkaji sampel najis berkenaan.. Pak pandir

emmetnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6712765636855550131.post-58416748046898518092007-10-05T18:38:00.002-07:002007-10-05T19:12:02.776-07:00

Satu hari ketika baru saja tiba dr kuantan, aku singgah sekejap di KLCC. Aku ada something utk dibeli. Ketika aku sedang melihat brg dikedai,tiba-tiba perut aku terasa memulas.Apalagi aku pun terus bergegas ke tandas kat level tu. Masuk saja kat situ, aku tengok ada 3 bilik air. Satu tu bertutup, so aku pegi yang disebelahnya. Baru saja aku duduk,aku terdengar suara dari sebelah."Haa,camna

emmetnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6712765636855550131.post-38865169759151628422007-10-05T18:38:00.001-07:002007-10-05T18:38:16.249-07:00

Ada sepasang suami isteri yg dah lamer kawen. Si laki nie ada satu tabiat buruk, iaitu setiap kali bangun tido mesti dia kentot. Kentot puaka gituuu, sbb bunyi dia menggegarkan bilik tido. Dan baunya YA RABBI! Si bini nie mmg sokmo komplen pasal kentot tue & byk kali termuntah sbb tak tahan. Tapi si laki dgn muka penuh selamba menjelaskan yg kentot tue perkara semulajadi yg baik utk kesihatan.

emmetnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6712765636855550131.post-48100101850569163592007-10-05T18:17:00.000-07:002007-10-05T18:18:37.606-07:00

The Marathon Man This story was told to me by a friend a few years back. It happened in Kuala Lumpur and the story was as follows.... It is said that, some people possess the ability to see things from the "other world". It is true in this story in which I am about to tell where the female does have the this perception. It so happened that this female and her boyfriend were on their way to a

emmetnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6712765636855550131.post-10882130131518400742007-10-03T13:03:00.001-07:002007-10-03T13:03:49.897-07:00

kalau nak kejutkan org bangun tidur esp sahur..cam ni antara caranya.. 1. pegang ana k jari kiri/k ana n sambil tu panggil nama dia perlahan lahan.. 2. sentuh bahu org tidur tu..dan goyangkan perlahan lahan..sambil panggil nama dia... 3. renjis air kat muka dia...sambil panggil nama dia... 4. tampar tampar manja pipi dia..sambil panggil nama dia... 5. tutup kipas/air cond tp kalau still

emmetnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6712765636855550131.post-38443176700993662582007-10-03T11:58:00.000-07:002007-10-03T12:15:46.407-07:00

hey guys.. a new gadget coming up~!Microsoft has unveiled the second generation of its wireless-enabled Zune music player, adding more storage in its flagship model and introducing a smaller player to compete with Apple's iPod nano.Microsoft introduce smaller Zune 4, Zune 8 ,Zune 80 and Zune 30 which comes with a great numbers of gigabytes resilient more than a hard drive.. sounds cool huh?..

emmetnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6712765636855550131.post-21487809299713911262007-10-03T10:53:00.001-07:002007-10-03T11:26:15.172-07:00

hey guys, look what i had in my email, this is seriously ridiculous.. of all the places.. why did they pray in front of the lingerie shop... is it possible for them to concentrate and focus with their prayer?.. so guys.. think about it.. are they stupid?.. or they just simply had no place to go..?.. gv me ur opinion kay..

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First Ever Dublin Gig Organized by KUDInfo about Dublin Gig 2007Date: 26th October 2007, FridayVenue: O Flanagan Hall, RCSITime: 6pm-10pmAdmission: 5euDoors: 6.30pmTo performers:Equipments prepared: 1 bass, 1 drum set, 1 lead guitar, 1 rhythm guitar, 2 microphones, and cords. If possible bring your own equipment for own satisfaction.contact dublinweek@gmail.com for more info and registration. No

emmetnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6712765636855550131.post-89296560494135833182007-10-02T21:42:00.000-07:002007-10-02T22:32:04.039-07:00

guyz.. if u have a facebook account,do add "fighter's club" application.. after that join my own group "fighterz club hooligans" u can either search for it or u can simply write a msg there. i will send u an invitation to join it.... "it's time to fight guys.."

emmetnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6712765636855550131.post-80557374364946105222007-10-02T10:49:00.000-07:002007-10-02T18:08:57.144-07:00

hey guys, most probably u might already heard bout diz somewhere.. well it is a bit disappointed to some of Beyonce Knowles in malaysia..here is some of the article that i readad to share wit u all.. cheers..~!US star Beyonce Knowles has axed her debut concert in Malaysia in protest against the nation's ultra-strict dress code and over fears of a Muslim outcry over her show, an industry source

emmetnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6712765636855550131.post-3654327731701728952007-09-29T07:07:00.000-07:002007-09-29T07:13:37.949-07:00

adidas superstar collection “This is part of the half shell series, there are various cities including NYC, SAN JUAN, Kingston and LA, but apart from NYC which will be dropped sometimes in 06, the rest are all dropped from production, so this is very very rare.” “This superstar is made for LA consortium, the insoles have the complete art samples inside. very rare item for superstar collectors

emmetnoreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6712765636855550131.post-75847958666845819342007-09-28T14:08:00.000-07:002007-09-28T14:10:16.617-07:00

SpeedZone Tour 2007 is back!It’s that time of the year again when Grand Prix fever grips Malaysia and the motor sport race season brings with it what every party-goer looks forward to: the blazing hot SpeedZone Tour 2007! Featuring a four-room party to be held at Zouk Mainroom, Velvet Underground, The Loft and Terrace Bar, party-goers can expect a wide array of genres performed by an

emmetnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6712765636855550131.post-87174756492665064342007-09-28T13:41:00.000-07:002007-09-28T13:53:36.636-07:00

a big thank you to some of the kronikus members,which give me a lots of help in putting my effort in developing this blog. guyz.. i really hope that u can share me a lit bit more knowledge of creating a nice and superb presentation for my blog..

emmetnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6712765636855550131.post-68484100208961413832007-09-28T03:05:00.000-07:002007-09-28T03:13:27.858-07:00

WEll the nonsense is back with an anime of "ninja nonsense".It's Super Explosive Pervy Ninja Insanity! Take the comedy of South Park, combine it with one totally cute (and naive) ninja-girl trainee, a horde of ninjas under the perverse tutelage of her headmaster: a strange, yellow, spherically pudgy... creature... named Onsokumaru, and you get the craziest, most hilarious anime show ever invented

emmetnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6712765636855550131.post-1741772661054048582007-09-27T22:58:00.000-07:002007-09-27T23:40:03.666-07:00

adicolor is a simple concept that brought by adidas in introducing a new era of a street art.Adidas and foot locker gathere some of the best graffiti artists in the world to work together on a totally original concept.This is great as we can design our own shoes . i wish i could get more of diz shit.... adidas superstar freakk-o..for more

emmetnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6712765636855550131.post-29045738306887841872007-09-27T22:45:00.001-07:002007-09-27T22:57:55.050-07:00

So, here's my first blog entry. Ideally, this would only be a kick start for me to get involved in blogger world . On top of that, I can't simulate the clap of gunshots or the sound of hundreds of screaming fans because I'm not that computer savvy. Oh well, maybe next time...Anyway, I just want to warn you all: most of things I am going to post here probably aren't that interesting or informative

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